Overheard on the train
"rabbits?? I hate rabbits! They STINK. They spray me!!"
"that's so gross dude?? What the hell?? No they do not!!"
"yes they do! They mark you! For themselves! I don't even bounce like them"
"..."
"they DO NOT, that's like a skunk thing"
"you know what a skunk is good for? When you hot box your car and get pulled over you just show them your skunk"
"that would not work!! Its WAY WORSE than weed!"
"no way, they call me the 'weed devil' for a reason! I know what's up! I will smoke everyone under the table!"
-later-
"do you think the train could derail?"
"no man"
"not even if we're going 200 miles an hour?!"
"man we are NOT going 200 mph its a TRAIN"
-later-
"no but they DO SPRAY I FELT IT"
"what kind of rabbit did that to you?! A psychotic one?! You're thinking of CATS"
"no i swear when it turned around its tail twitched and it sprayed on me"
"they don't- no- you are LYING I am not talking to you anymore"
-later-
"seriously stay away from rabbits. I want to talk about more farm animals"
"what? No man why, is it even something true"
"you know I've heard of some people having sex with sheep"
"she hit me so hard I got road rash on my face. Yeah. I went faster, and then she went faster-"
"sounds like you both went faster"