Overheard at conventions
A collection of quotes, presented without context :3
"siri make a note: make Costco chicken bake fuckable toy"
"NO.. Phineus and ferb should NOT be in fortnite"
"Have you seen the 20th anniversary Hannah Montana movie? "
"I've had so much sex"
"are you two spit roasting a lunch box?"
"Snacks for you, my liege. I used the change to go get bojangles"
"So last night 4 lorax were twerkin on the floor and the fairy godmother and Lord farquad stroll up"
"I am but a simple Hoosier. I see a castle, I'm impressed"
"What's a little magic the gathering and premarital sex between friends?"
"Pizza is sort of an exotic food to me"
"The kids are making diet lean"
"DODUO IS FLYING TYPE? IT AINT GOT NO WINGS"
"You really don't want to stick anything into a hole that's dry"
"Tugging them off is fun, how many can you get off at one time?"